Alright y’all — Mother Nature just put Deep East Texas on blast. If you thought it was just a passing spring shower, think again. It’s pouring, and we’re not talking about your ex’s emotions.
As first reported by the National Weather Service, a flash flood warning has been slapped on Deep East Texas, and it’s not playing around. Areas like San Augustine, Hemphill, and Patroon are already feeling the soggy wrath. Roads are slick, creeks are rising, and boots are becoming mandatory.
Sources revealed heavy rainfall has dumped a serious load of water in a short time — we’re talking gully-washer status. Some spots are seeing over 3 inches in a blink, and forecasters are watching for more.
Local officials are urging folks to stay off flooded roads, because let’s be real — this isn’t the time to go full Fast & Furious in a minivan. Even a foot of water can turn your car into a very expensive paperweight. Stay home, stream something, and wait it out.
According to reports, emergency crews are on high alert. Schools are keeping a close eye, and local news is basically on weather lockdown. This is Texas, y’all — we know rain, but this is next-level wet.
So cancel your lake day, reschedule your barbecue, and if someone texts you “wanna go mudding?” — block them immediately.
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